You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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