We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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