I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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