dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
