she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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