Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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