Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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