I'm lost and stupid without you.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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