She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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