grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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