Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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