North Korea, Best Korea!
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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