Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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