Sponge bath it is.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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