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And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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