fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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