if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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