Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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