Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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