i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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