Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?