Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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