I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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