I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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