Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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