oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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