That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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