did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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