Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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