Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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