I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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