Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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