She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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