I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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