My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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