it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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