It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
i think i just lost a toe
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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