Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
