It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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