escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
this will be a night to untag.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize