i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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