You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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