So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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