News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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