Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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