this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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