Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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