i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Green mimosas i think yes
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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