guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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