I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
A+ Viking dick
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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