Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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