Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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