he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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