If i could tip my vagina, i would.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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